Tubbie Time After The Incident

Dont Forget the Underpants!

Okay so last night we are all sitting in the living room and watching The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler (who yes i admit is one of my total favs) I had my lap top out was was on flickr too...all the while Piper is beside me in a skirt with no undies on (which i should have know because in this girls former life she was a nudist) and all of a sudden i smell a familiar smell and not a good one. not one of those that reminds you of warm cookies at grandma margrets. The smell of poop! I scream POOP! because that is the only thing my brain is thinking as i run carring her as far in front of me as possible...all the while dropping a few little poop nuggets along the way as lil P. is screaming because i have literally scared the crap out of her by yelling POOP at the top of my lungs...did i mention then Gaven came running down the stairs apperently because he thought the house was on fire! Everything is fine i tell him as he gets a good smell of Pipers 'happenings' and rushes back up stairs as to avoid the duty of cleaning up the poop nuggets (smart boy)...Okay so pipa is in the tub and i go to get the nuggets one of which has landed on my couch...nice very nice...so i ask my wonderful husband or thoughtful daughter -could someone please pick this up while i clean up Pipa and the bathroom????

Okay so you know as well as i do that when i came back from the land of Poopie i still had little nuggets to clean up...oh yes they said we didnt hear you? But i have to ask I screamed the word POOP so loud that our 11 year boy who was up stairs im sure engrossed in a video game came running down stairs thinking he had to evacuate. And lets face it the smell! get real you two! So i cleaned it up because now im alittle irritated and i figure i can use this for good ammo (them not helping me, not the poop for ammo) and I have now gotten my self out of doing the dinner dishes because they stuck me with the poo.

So again even the most insignifigant task have a reward in some way life is always about trade offs and even though mine was the smelly one this time its all good because i hate dishes even more! Oh yeah and always check for underpants this could have been a huge time saving device for me but I still didnt have to do the dishes so yeah for the nudist baby!

Another day in the life

Another day another pile of laundry...do you ever feel why even bother? The kids keep spilling the juice, dropping crumbs on the floor. Will it ever end...yeah when they get married and are off to have their own kids who then they will bring to grandma and grandpa's house to start the whole vicious cycle again!